With 127 days left in the White House (and just 54 until Election Day), our FLOTUS Michelle Obama is prepping herself for life back in the real world. Much has changed since she and her husband, President Barack, first moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., but she’s got talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres to help assist her in her transition.

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Watch the two try to navigate the wonders of CVS: personal fans, Coinstar machines, locked electronics, wooden backscratchers, Halloween candy, magazines, boxed wine, sleeping babies, “shoulder” creams, trashy novels, and self-checkout. Ultimately, DeGeneres ends up annoying our First Lady beyond belief — to the point that she relates her to a toddler.

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