Vince Staples has a special investment opportunity for critics of his music and recent moves. In response, the rapper has launched a GoFundMe page to encourage those very critics to do one of two things: "Get off of my d-ck or fund my lifestyle."
"We've gotten a lot of complaints about our recent show performances," he says in an explainer for the initiative, which is aimed at raising $2 million for his early retirement. Staples announces that the sum he raises will be used to make him "shut the fuck up forever." "No songs, no interviews, no anything," he promises, before offering the following ultimatum, "Get off of my dick or fund my lifestyle. The choice is yours." As far as what the $2 million will be used for, according to Vince, the money will be allocated to the following moves:
1) A move to Palmdale
2) A Honda
3) Year supply of soups for the homies locked down
4) Buying a puppy
The choice is yours. Happy funding.