After Malia Obama broke the internet with her "twerking" at Lollapalooza, someone decided to get Sasha before she had a chance to break loose. The Boston Herald reports that 15-year-old Sasha is getting a lesson in humility this summer, working the takeout window at Nancy’s, a seafood restaurant on Martha’s Vineyard.
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According to reports, Sasha is working a cash register, busing tables and prepping the restaurant before it opens for lunch. We'd say she's just like one of us, but a) she gets escorted to work by six Secret Service agents, b) it's a short-term gig until her parents show up for their annual vacay, c) her parents know the owner, so she got the hookup, and d) it's Martha's Vineyard.
If you're wondering why the younger First Daughter needs a summer job; she doesn't. So on this point, she is just like us: